ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

(via fake-mermaid)

ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

itstimetosmilee:

I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot

(Source: itstimetosmilee, via vodkaplz)

darthfeyder:

cthulhu-girl:

Does it strike anyone else as odd that some people won’t eat or wear dead animals, but they have no problem putting them in their cars as fuel? Dinosaurs were animals too.

I found it. The furthest reach ever made. 

(Source: cthulhu-girl-blog, via friedfriends)

babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival:

boy: i am in love with you

me: look….. i will not be made a fool of

(via embrasser)